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These are some lies we made up about Cedar City.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is every now and then observed yelling in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Cedar City. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An alien from planet Mars has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions walking through a home in Cedar City.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was perceived beneath a creepy giant tree in The Cottonwoods shining a light.
An extraterrestrial became visible being carried by a mare down a road close to Cedar City.
A gargantuan tapir became visible crying out names of people in Coal Creek.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was witnessed hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Cedar City Upland State Game Sanctuary on a dark night.
A scary creature was distinguished soaring across The Iron Bowl at the stroke of midnight. Numerous stories of this spirit have been conveyed.
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ghost of a man clothed as a handy man has repeatedly been perceived examining Cedar Canyon in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy wearing a law enforcement uniform is frequently made out at Greens Lake Retarding Dam Number Four at night howling at the watcher to stay away. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant spirit that you
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shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions cleaning a blood-covered scarf in Bell Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal cheetah can often be spotted on the apex of Big Hill at the stroke of midnight surveying the surroundings.
A space alien from another world has every now and then been perceived striding through a home close to Cedar City.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been made out on many occasions in a phone booth in Cedar City making a phone call.
The ghost of an aged guy with a large gray mustache can occasionally be observed having a hotdog next to a deserted highway close to Cedar City at night. Residents who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost may be a celebrated old days inhabitant of Cedar City.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head has frequently been made out spending time in a vacant farmhouse in Cedar City. Nonetheless, it's
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a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar City
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar City
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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