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These are some lies we made up about Cannonville.
The phantom of an old female gripping a revolver may repeatedly be seen in a Cannonville school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the halls. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in Cannonville long ago.
The Loch Ness Monster can be spotted time and again at Bryce Creek before sunrise throwing stones into the stream.
A space man from another world is every now and then made out by Johnson Storage Dam around midnight looking at the water.
A very large salamander has supposedly been made out on numerous instances down next to the water at Shepherd Point mounding pieces of wood.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has regularly been noticed in a mirror in a Cannonville flat; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Cannonville
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Ghost Sightings From Cannonville
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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