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The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been distinguished on frequent instances staring at the sight from the peak of Black Rock in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from another planet may often be perceived pondering at Cutler Dam at midnight.
An extremely large pronghorn can be observed frequently repositioning orbs around on the water's edge of Cutler Reservoir.
A space invader from space has now and then been witnessed down beside Bishop Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise looking bloodcurdling.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady is sometimes spotted at night admiring Horseshoe Bend. People allege that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Cache Junction resident. One thing's for certain, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that is rather not disrupted.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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