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These are some lies we made up about Bryce Canyon.
A giant marten was observed flickering a kerosene lamp quite near Bryce Canyon National Park.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was made out reflecting up on Boat Mesa.
A space alien from planet Pluto has regularly been made out performing a song on a harpsichord in a Bryce Canyon flat.
A gentleman with no head is frequently observed pulling a body over rocks in Bryce Amphitheater around midnight. One of the folks who live here decisively claims that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Bryce Canyon resident.
An extraordinarily bloodcurdling phantom is known to have been spotted on a few occasions in Box Canyon before dawn facing the observer. A number of of the people who live in this town allege this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Bryce Canyon many years ago. Whichever way, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryce Canyon
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Ghost Sightings From Bryce Canyon
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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