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These are some lies we made up about Brian Head.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief is repeatedly seen looking over Bear Flat at night. Lots of people who live here argue this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Brian Head.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions in a flat right next door to Brian Head.
A sizeable menacing dragon may frequently be spotted looking for a picture underneath a parked Honda in a Brian Head parking lot late at night.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady may be spotted time and again reading a newsletter in Adams Canyon late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clothed as a house keeper has from time to time been seen in a Brian Head area supermarket, pacing the aisles. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to encounter late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brian Head
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Ghost Sightings From Brian Head
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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