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These are some lies we made up about Bountiful.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing car on a dark road right next door to Bountiful.
The ghost of a female with a sack fastened around her head can from time to time be distinguished down beside Baskin Spring after midnight going berserk. Many people who live here declare this spirit likes frightening unwise people who dare to interrupt the silence in Bountiful. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that should be shunned.
An martian traveler from deep space has regularly been seen in the backseat of a pickup by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A sizeable bloodcurdling phantom is repeatedly spotted in the early morning hours floating down Barnard Creek.
A space man from planet Saturn is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances trying to locate an object on the water's edge of Morris Reservoir.
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phantom of a youthful man sporting a confederate uniform may often be perceived studying Barneys Hollow in detail before dawn. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that is better not disturbed.
A space invader from outer space can be spotted over and over again by Old River Channel Jordan River smoking a cigar.
A sasquatch has once in
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a while been noticed hauling a body over rocks in B Street Mini Park around midnight.
An extremely large rhinoceros is now and then seen hauling a human headbone up on the highest spot of Big Rock.
The phantom of a bum has supposedly been made out on one or two instances by a man camping at a campground near Bountiful. One thing is for certain, it is certainly a creepy ghost that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
An alien can sometimes be perceived at California National Historic Trail staring.
The ghost of an elderly witch was spotted seated on a bench in a residence in Bountiful. This particular ghost has been spotted often in this neighborhood. In any event, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy materialized struggling to grip something under a lamppost in Bountiful.
A space invader from another galaxy was spotted going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Bountiful residence on
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Ghost Sightings From Bountiful
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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