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These are some lies we made up about Bluebell.
A gigantic pronghorn has frequently been noticed staring by Pigeon Water Creek.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is repeatedly distinguished attempting to touch something in Big Hollow very late at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Bluebell long ago. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any sane person would not want to come across.
Henry VIII has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances by Grant Hansen Reservoir Number Three Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
An enormous dormouse may be seen very frequently in a Bluebell flat.
A space man from the cosmos is every so often observed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluebell
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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