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These are some lies we made up about Blanding.
An ET from planet Jupiter is often observed trying to find a hat beside a parked Jeep in a Blanding parking lot before sunrise.
A headless guy may frequently be noticed before dawn gazing across The Park.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform has now and then been seen flashing a kerosene lamp very late at night by a road sign in Blanding.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off is every now and then witnessed in Edge Of The Cedars State Park at the ranger station contemplating. One of the folks who live here confidently argues that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Blanding. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disrupted.
Vincent van Gogh is known to have been spotted on several occasions by the shore at Recapture Reservoir terrifying folks.
A huge hare may every so often be perceived calling people's names by Johnson Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was made out looking at the landscape at Blanding City Number Four Dam after midnight.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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