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These are some lies we made up about Bingham Canyon.
A gigantic jackal was made out on the highest spot of Barneys Peak very late at night staring at the panorama.
A space invader from planet Venus came into sight on the apex of one of the hills in the Oquirrh Mountains after midnight reading a newsletter.
A giant impala was witnessed trying to locate a woman down near Bancroft Spring late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman in a military uniform was distinguished carrying a skull in Yellow Fork Canyon County Park before sunrise. When perceived the ghost came near the eye witness who then ran away. No matter what, it without a doubt is a chilling spirit that you do not want to encounter very late at night.
A mermaid was noticed in Archers Canyon after midnight crying.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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