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These are some lies we made up about Bicknell.
The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter hauling a dead deer can often be noticed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Bicknell. Locals who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Bicknell in the past.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can be distinguished repeatedly in a motor boat on Petes Pond guzzling blood from a mug.
An ET from deep space has once in a while been made out very late at night checking out Big Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial is now and then perceived late in the night fluttering over Bare Spot.
A lady devoid of a head has supposedly been noticed on several instances in KE Bullock Waterfowl Management Area in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Bicknell
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Ghost Sightings From Bicknell
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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