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These are some lies we made up about Beryl.
An enormous weasel is once in a while distinguished yelling names of people by Shoal Creek.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been seen on numerous instances in Pinon Park Wash very late at night turning toward the bystander.
A massive wolverine may occasionally be seen in Jefferson Hunt Monument late in the night hiding a dead body by a large rock.
The alien commander of a UFO has regularly been made out surveying the scenery from the pinnacle of The Point late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances trying on a hat in a Beryl mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Beryl
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Ghost Sightings From Beryl
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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