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These are some lies we made up about Beaver.
A big terrifying beast was witnessed on a Beaver residential street before sunrise.
A gargantuan musk deer was seen screaming at Robinson-Tanner Dam late at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted hurling pebbles into the flow at Big Slough at midnight.
Julius Ceasar is repeatedly perceived struggling to snatch something up on the summit of Black Mountain.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has allegedly been distinguished on many instances marveling at Greenville Bench before dawn.
A gargantuan canary can be noticed very frequently swallowing water from Adobe Yard Spring before sunrise.
The spirit of a gentleman with words cut into his head has every now and then been seen gazing at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a trailer in Beaver. Scores of residents declare this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Beaver.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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