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These are some lies we made up about Bear River City.
An enormous baboon is from time to time made out smoking a pipe in Calls Fort Monument very late at night.
A massive basilisk has supposedly been made out on one or two instances reading a book by Bluerock Spring at midnight.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster can every now and then be witnessed seeking another ghost in Box Elder Creek.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly observed crying in Bear River Valley very late at night.
An martian vacationer from deep space has been made out on frequent occasions gazing at folks in a Bear River City house through a door crack.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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