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These are some lies we made up about Axtell.
An extremely large monkey is regularly made out up on Chalk Hill scraping out a crater.
A gigantic boar has been made out on a few instances on the top of one of the hills in the White Hills at night trashing a picture.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform can be made out frequently exploring Antelope Valley in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big chilling dragon has now and then been spotted staring at people in an Axtell apartment through a door crack.
The phantom of a guy clutching a bloody knife is from time to time made out guzzling milk at Michaelson Springs after midnight. Either way, it's a terrifying spirit that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Axtell
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Ghost Sightings From Axtell
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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