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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has every so often been observed floating down on Lost Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female is sometimes observed shouting people's names in Bald Knoll Canyon very late at night.
The spirit of a youthful guy having on a rain coat has purportedly been observed on one or two instances burying a corpse by a large boulder in Salina Creek RV and Camp at midnight. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
The alien commander of a UFO may every now and then be seen rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of an Aurora mobile home before sunrise.
A beheaded guy has frequently been noticed staring at the water by Denmark Wash Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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