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These are some lies we made up about Aneth.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a jacket can be observed very frequently in a mirror in an Aneth building; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror. People argue that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Aneth long ago. In any case, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
A space alien from deep space is now and then noticed speaking into the night in Allen Canyon before dawn.
A very large boar has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions staring at the water by Rattlesnake Ranch Number One Upper Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object can from time to time be distinguished clutching a headbone at Hot Spring at night.
A giant mouse has frequently been seen up on Clay Hill yelling.
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Ghost Sightings From Aneth
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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