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These are some lies we made up about American Fork.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter pulling a dead bear can be spotted often in a mirror in an American Fork home; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror. If you listen to what the residents claim, this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in American Fork some decades ago.
Julius Ceasar is every so often perceived in a building near American Fork.
A space alien from Mars has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances taking in the vista at Deer Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large cheetah can once in a while be perceived trying to find a glove beside a parked car in an American Fork parking lot at night.
The phantom of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck has frequently been distinguished fishing from the shore of Dry Lake at night. A lot of people who live here argue this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in
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American Fork.
An alien from deep space has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions looking down into the water at Elk Point after midnight.
A guy devoid of a head may often be witnessed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Bunnells Fork around midnight. Any which way, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Triceratops can be noticed very frequently in Deer Creek State Park before dawn pulling a body across the dirt.
An alien has now and then been distinguished late at night looking across Big Provo Cirque.
A very large porpoise is now and then perceived drinking water from Big Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been made out on a few occasions by Giant Staircase chucking boulders.
An enormous jerboa can from time to time be distinguished burrowing an outlet in Bear Canyon at midnight.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a wooden right leg was perceived annihilating a hat up on Little Baldy. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the thin air. Local people who have perceived this phantom allege this phantom may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in American Fork before the present. In any event, it is unquestionably a terrifying phantom that should be left alone.
Galileo was
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noticed in an American Fork area hardware store, walking the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From American Fork
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Ghost Sightings From American Fork
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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