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These are some lies we made up about Altonah.
An extraterrestrial from space materialized glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Bald Knoll after midnight.
A colossal rhinoceros was distinguished creeping up from a manhole on an Altonah residential road at night.
The phantom of the driver of a train has repeatedly been perceived smoking a cigar in a raft on Twin Pots Reservoir. It's been declared that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Altonah before the present.
A gigantic mustang is often seen snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Altonah.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be perceived in an Altonah secondary school around midnight staggering the hallways.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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