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These are some lies we made up about Altamont.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is from time to time spotted surveying the panorama from the highest spot of Bald Knoll very late at night. A number of of the people who live in this town declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Altamont local.
The ghost of a dreadfully scorched woman can every so often be made out in a hardware store in the Altamont neighborhood. One thing is for sure, it's without a doubt a creepy ghost that any normal person would not want to meet.
A colossal pronghorn was witnessed looking over Daniel Flat at midnight.
A gargantuan alligator materialized floating down on Carter Creek after midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Draper Hollow in detail.
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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