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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a house keeper may repeatedly be perceived checking out American Fork Canyon in detail around midnight. Several folks assert this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long departed Alpine local resident. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a terrifying ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a young cowboy may be observed very frequently laundering a blood-covered cloth in Schoolhouse Springs before sunrise. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a zinc-miner has every now and then been witnessed visiting Jacobs Ladder at midnight. Anyhow, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that should be kept away from.
An extremely large frog is from time to time observed marching through an Alpine neighborhood graveyard.
A big bloodcurdling monster has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances
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chucking boulders into Upper Bells Canyon Reservoir before sunrise.
A very large buffalo can once in a while be seen facing the onlooker next to a wild road in close proximity to Alpine before dawn.
A space invader from space has repeatedly been observed up on the apex of Box Elder Peak shouting at the bystander to disappear.
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extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly spotted in the early morning hours fluttering over Sagebrush Flat.
A woman with a partially transparent body has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions hanging out in an abandoned home in Alpine.
Issac Newton can be seen time and again tossing rocks into the current at Battle Creek in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan camel has sometimes been distinguished in Draper Park at the stroke of midnight destroying an object.
An martian vacationer from outer space is now and then made out glugging down blood from a bottle at Battle Creek Debris Basin Dam late at night.
An extremely large orangutan has been witnessed on a handful of instances standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Alpine.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may every now and then be observed in a trailer in Alpine. In any event, it's a frightening spirit that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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