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These are some lies we made up about Zephyr Cove.
Henry VIII may regularly be made out beside the water at Elk Point attempting to verbalize something.
An enormous donkey may be perceived very often struggling to capture something down near Folsom Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A cyclop has occasionally been observed at Round Hill Effluent Dam around midnight flashing a light.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is occasionally made out sitting at a table in a Zephyr Cove trailer.
A space invader from Pluto has purportedly been spotted on many occasions in a secluded area near Zephyr Cove.
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Ghost Sightings From Zephyr Cove
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Ghost Sightings From Zephyr Cove
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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