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These are some lies we made up about Yerington.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every now and then be distinguished at West Walker River at midnight hurling pebbles into the flow.
The spirit of a young female with a cable around her neck has frequently been witnessed looking across Missouri Flat around midnight.
A man lacking a head has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances concealing a corpse by a large rock in Yerington Indian Colony at night. Residents here who have spotted this spirit declare this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who are bold enough to interrupt the silence in Yerington. Whatever folks express, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A giant hamster may often be witnessed in a home in Yerington.
A giant chipmunk can be made out frequently on a dark night studying McConnell Canyon in detail.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy is once in a while seen up on Black Mountain
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tossing boulders.
An exceptionally bloodcurdling phantom has been noticed on one or two occasions staggering next to a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Yerington. Locals argue that this spirit likes startling foolish people who come trying to find spirits in Yerington. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be kept
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away from.
A space invader from another planet was spotted near the entrance to Bodie State Park gulping blood from a bottle.
The Gingerbread Man came into sight appearing in a bathroom mirror.
A space alien was observed sitting in a chair in a flat near Yerington.
A colossal crocodile was made out in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An martian explorer from the cosmos was noticed trimming bushes in the side garden of a building in Yerington.
An enormous woodchuck has regularly been witnessed taking a rest on the floor in a flat in Yerington.
The phantom of an old lady grasping a rifle is often distinguished yelling by a streetlamp in Yerington. Well, it sure is a creepy spirit that you do not want to encounter around midnight.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has supposedly been distinguished on several instances searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Yerington trailer after midnight. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that any sensible person would not want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Yerington
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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