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These are some lies we made up about Winnemucca.
A beheaded guy is frequently distinguished laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Bathtub Spring on a dark night. It's been asserted that this specific ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Winnemucca.
An ET from another galaxy has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions on the pinnacle of Bloody Run Peak at the stroke of midnight examining the vista.
A space invader can often be spotted checking out Crossover Canyon in detail in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a physician with a blood-covered uniform can be observed time and again looking at an old woman sleeping on the floor in a residence in Winnemucca. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that is better not disrupted.
An alien explorer from deep space has once in a while been perceived trying on a hat in a Winnemucca house.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is sometimes seen throwing pebbles by Rye Patch State Recreation Area.
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huge seal can once in a while be noticed climbing out of a drain hole on a Winnemucca residential street at midnight.
An ET from another solar system was witnessed poking around in mailboxes at night in Winnemucca.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg cut off materialized in a Winnemucca school at the stroke of midnight staggering
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the corridors. The arrival of the bystander terrified the ghost who then faded away. Based on what the locals declare, this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long gone Winnemucca person who lived here. In any case, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The martian technician of a UFO was witnessed in an apartment next to Winnemucca.
A colossal finch showed up in a Winnemucca area hardware store, marching the aisles.
A space man from Saturn was perceived sitting at the dining table in a Winnemucca mobile home reading a magazine.
A soldier's uniform pacing about with no body in it has frequently been distinguished wandering through a home in Winnemucca.
The ghost of a critically charred female is regularly noticed mounted on a horse down a road in close proximity to Winnemucca.
A gigantic beaver is rumored to have been perceived on several instances striding through a mobile home next to Winnemucca.
A huge gnu may often be made out at a
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pay phone in Winnemucca using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Winnemucca
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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