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These are some lies we made up about Wells.
An enormous hippopotamus is often made out in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an old witch has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions tossing bricks into the flow at Brush Creek at midnight. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Wells some decades ago.
An enormous colt may often be noticed on the top of Red Point at night studying the surroundings.
A space alien from Pluto can be witnessed very often at Barren Dam after midnight taking pleasure in the scenery.
A man with a large hole through his upper body has once in a while been noticed down beside Brush Creek Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting people's names.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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