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A very large ground hog may frequently be witnessed destroying a hat in Bellvue Day Use Area at the stroke of midnight.
An Anchisaurus can be distinguished time and again at South Beach on a dark night gazing at the waves beside the water's edge.
A gargantuan crow has sometimes been made out chucking boulders into the flowing water at Browns Creek at midnight.
An enormous polar bear is once in a while spotted smoking a pipe up on Duck Hill.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances flying across Duck Flat late at night.
A woman with the head of a beast can occasionally be made out at Deadmans Canyon Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a woman.
An ET was witnessed late at night studying Big Canyon in detail.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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