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These are some lies we made up about Verdi.
A space man from another planet may regularly be spotted meditating in Crystal Peak Park in the early morning hours.
A giant guanaco may be distinguished very frequently mid stream in Dog Creek scaring people.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has sometimes been distinguished sending a packet at a Verdi post office.
The terrifying ghost of a Gaul is every now and then witnessed exploring Deep Canyon in detail after midnight. One thing is for sure, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A massive hyena has been said to have been seen on a few occasions soaring over the Verdi Range on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Verdi
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Ghost Sightings From Verdi
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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