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These are some lies we made up about Tonopah.
A space invader from space has from time to time been distinguished by a lady hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Tonopah.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions swallowing water from Blue Jay Spring at night.
The ghost of a coal-miner was seen at Moores Station Wash at night chucking bricks into the water. The spirit mentioned revenging a killing. Whatever folks state, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
William Shakespeare came into sight pointing at the onlooker in Empire Canyon late at night.
A space invader was made out resting in an armchair in an apartment in Tonopah.
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Ghost Sightings From Tonopah
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Ghost Sightings From Tonopah
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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