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These are some lies we made up about Sun Valley.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft is from time to time spotted struggling to express something up on Junction House Range.
An enormous lynx is known to have been witnessed on one or two occasions on the apex of one of the heights in the Junction House Range very late at night flashing a flash light.
A gargantuan lovebird can every now and then be perceived in Amione Park before sunrise hiding a corpse by a large boulder.
A huge argali was noticed having a seat in a chair in a house close to Sun Valley.
A large terrifying beast showed up after midnight running after a passing truck on a murky road close to Sun Valley.
The ghost of a 12 feet tall colossal giant was perceived in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours. When the bystander emerged the ghost escaped.
A gargantuan mouse materialized in a motor boat on Highland Reservoir screaming
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at the eye witness to disappear.
An alien traveler from another solar system was perceived raking leaves in the garden of a house in Sun Valley.
An alien from planet Saturn has repeatedly been made out mounding boulders in Golden Valley late in the night.
The ghost of a young girl is repeatedly witnessed seated in an armchair in
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a home in Sun Valley. A local claims that this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come seeking phantoms in Sun Valley.
An ET from deep space has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions by East Wash Diversion Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An alien can regularly be made out downing orange juice by Alum Creek.
The phantom of a lady with half her head absent may be seen often smoking a cigar under a streetlamp in Sun Valley. One of the people who live here determinedly claims that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Sun Valley some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has sometimes been made out striding from residence to residence after midnight on a Sun Valley residential street.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting dark robes is sometimes made out reading a newspaper near the entrance to Burton Creek State Park.
An ET from planet Neptune has been seen on several instances browsing through
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a fridge in the kitchen of a Sun Valley flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Sun Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Sun Valley
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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