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These are some lies we made up about Sparks.
Issac Newton was noticed relaxing at a table in a Sparks flat gripping a headbone.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her back emerged in Amione Park before sunrise hauling a corpse across the ground. This is one of those spirits that is noticed often around here.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was witnessed wandering through a building in Sparks.
A very large ocelot appeared dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Boynton Slough late in the night.
The alien mechanic of a UFO was seen before dawn studying Hidden Valley in detail.
The phantom of a strapped up lady was distinguished staggering through an apartment in the vicinity of Sparks. The ghost did not care that there was somebody else in attendance. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost sure is creepy; one that should be left alone.
An martian explorer from space has often been observed in a phone booth in Sparks using the phone.
An alien from another world
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is regularly seen down near the waterfront at Alexander Lake turning toward the onlooker.
A huge hartebeest is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances monitoring the landscape from the pinnacle of Huffaker Hills around midnight.
A Velociraptor can regularly be made out flying across Truckee Meadows before dawn.
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very large porpoise may be perceived time and again striding through a Sparks neighborhood graveyard.
A very large polar bear has from time to time been made out sipping water from Double Diamond Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Archimedes is from time to time spotted on a dark night hovering across the Junction House Range.
An alien has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions looking at the surroundings at Highland Reservoir Dam late at night.
An martian voyager from outer space may once in a while be made out having a tomato by the side of a desolate road near Sparks very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has regularly been made out staying in a derelict farmhouse in Sparks.
A woman carrying her head by her arm is often made out chatting into the air in Burton Creek State Park quite near the park headquarters. Whichever way, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a young-looking female wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress
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is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances being carried by a moped on a shadowy road near Sparks.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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