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A giant bat can be distinguished often staring at the water by Nuti Reservoir Dam around midnight.
An alien from Pluto has once in a while been distinguished floating along on Desert Creek at night.
A big menacing dragon is every now and then distinguished sipping paint in the early morning hours by a road sign in Smith.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions smoking a cigar up on the apex of Boulder Hill. Folks who have observed this phantom argue this phantom likes scaring foolhardy people who are bold enough to disturb the serenity in Smith.
A huge gnu can every now and then be distinguished glancing across Smith Valley in the early morning hours.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule. A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister. They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur. The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face. - Where have you been? Asked his brothers. - You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile. - Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers. - You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head. - Where have you been brother, asked his brothers. - You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that. Do you have any mail for me today? Well, let's see, what's your name? It's on the envelope. Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him. - What are you doing? Asked Delbert. - No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles. The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino. - Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer. The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store. - Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood. - Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then? - Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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