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These are some lies we made up about Silver Springs.
A female with a blue face was spotted up on Churchill Butte reading a newspaper. This spirit is enormously active in this area; there have been numerous additional accounts of this precise spirit. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Silver Springs.
An alien from another solar system has repeatedly been perceived in Fort Churchill Historic State Monument around midnight gripping a human headbone.
The martian captain of a UFO is repeatedly made out in a restaurant in the Silver Springs vicinity.
The ghost of a delivery man can repeatedly be seen in Bull Canyon at night shouting.
A giant jerboa may be seen very frequently in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring over Misfits Flat.
A gentleman's body having the head of a sheep has every now and then been noticed trying on socks in a Silver Springs building. Based on what the residents
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assert, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Silver Springs local.
A very large puma is occasionally witnessed outside Dayton State Park reasoning.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has been perceived on a small number of occasions creeping up from a manhole on a Silver Springs lane late at night.
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giant leopard can now and then be perceived snooping in mailboxes at night in Silver Springs.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword has frequently been perceived performing a melody on a piano in a Silver Springs trailer. A lot of local residents assert this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Silver Springs some time ago.
A huge reindeer is regularly spotted in a Silver Springs secondary school around midnight strolling the halls.
A massive seal is known to have been made out on one or two occasions in a house next to Silver Springs.
The phantom of a lady with numbers carved into her cheek may often be seen in a Silver Springs area shoe store, marching the aisles.
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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