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These are some lies we made up about Silverpeak.
A very large canary has been said to have been perceived on many instances in Argentite Canyon around midnight conversing into the thin air.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may every now and then be perceived near Blind Spring at night trying to locate a man.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has regularly been observed looking over Fish Lake Valley Marsh before dawn.
A space alien from another world is regularly made out howling up on Silver Peak.
A military uniform marching around devoid of a body in it has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances trying to find an object underneath a parked Honda in a Silverpeak parking lot very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Silverpeak
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Ghost Sightings From Silverpeak
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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