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An enormous yak has been said to have been spotted on several instances guzzling blood from a glass mid stream in American Flat Wash.
An alien may occasionally be spotted trying to locate a hat in Amazon Gulch after midnight.
The ghost of a grower in a farmer hat was observed before dawn looking across American Flat. Numerous stories of this phantom have been described.
An martian traveler from another planet appeared slurping gasoline on the shore of Divide Reservoir.
A young-looking girl having on a bloody prom dress was spotted on a dark night leading a conducted tour of Greiners Bend to a collection of ghosts. Several people in the vicinity have had similar incidents involving an identical ghost. Some people declare this ghost may be a distinguished days gone by native of Silver City.
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Ghost Sightings From Silver City
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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