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These are some lies we made up about Searchlight.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman dressed in a leather jacket is often spotted gazing at the view from the apex of Doherty Mountain at night.
An alien from planet Saturn is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances drinking blood from a container down by Bell Number Two Spring at midnight.
A headless guy can regularly be perceived in a Searchlight highschool before dawn staggering the corridors.
A space invader from another solar system may be observed repeatedly in a mirror in a Searchlight flat; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A female with her head and both arms separated has every now and then been perceived in a house next to Searchlight. Some folks allege this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while driving through Searchlight some time ago. In any event, it is in all certainty a chilling spirit that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Searchlight
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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