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These are some lies we made up about Ruby Valley.
An extraterrestrial can be distinguished over and over again going berserk down at Medicine Spring on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been noticed in Ruby Mountains Wilderness by the ranger station chucking bricks.
The ghost of a guy in an armed forces uniform is from time to time spotted in a Ruby Valley flat.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head has been said to have been spotted on several occasions wandering in the middle of a wild highway near Ruby Valley. A local man says that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Ruby Valley.
A colossal weasel was made out appearing in a bathroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Ruby Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Ruby Valley
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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