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These are some lies we made up about Reno.
A gargantuan ox can frequently be distinguished very late at night looking across Truckee Meadows.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been spotted monitoring the view from the apex of Huffaker Hills before sunrise.
A massive iguana is once in a while seen checking out Hidden Valley in detail on a dark night.
A space man from another planet has supposedly been seen on a few occasions trying on a shirt in a Reno building.
An extraterrestrial was seen struggling up from a storm drain on a Reno avenue on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a confederate uniform materialized smoking a cigar in a boat on Alexander Lake. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being spotted. Lots of residents allege this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Reno resident.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was seen performing a tune on a xylophone in a Reno apartment.
An alien
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voyager from another planet was noticed in a Reno secondary school before sunrise pacing the hallways.
A very large kitten has frequently been noticed in Amione Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a body by a sizeable boulder.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman has been observed on several instances in a mirror in a
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Reno house; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror. Regardless of what, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that you do not want to encounter before sunrise.
Marco Polo may repeatedly be distinguished at Dimonte Spring after midnight trying to express something.
A space invader from another world has now and then been made out floating down on Alum Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a bum is occasionally seen contemplating at East Wash Diversion Dam at night. Local people who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Reno in the past.
An enormous lamb may now and then be perceived in a house close to Reno.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood has frequently been spotted looking for a map beneath a parked Buick in a Reno parking lot on a dark night. Locals here argue that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Reno. One thing is for certain, this is a bad ghost that
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you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Reno
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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