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These are some lies we made up about Pioche.
A shining human person showed up viewing the view from the summit of Squaw Knoll at the stroke of midnight. There are many tales with reference to this spirit in the vicinity. Nevertheless, this is a bad phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
An alien from planet Pluto was noticed mid stream in Bob Hamilton Wash pointing at the bystander.
The ghost of a pregnant female emerged on a dark night fluttering over Cedar Flat. Additional folks nearby have had comparable experiences involving an almost identical ghost. A local man argues that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Pioche person who lived here.
A space man from outer space was witnessed hurling stones at Brown Springs before dawn.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been observed scrutinizing Water Canyon in detail at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Pioche
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Ghost Sightings From Pioche
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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