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These are some lies we made up about Paradise Valley.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been perceived trying to capture something down near Big Rock Spring very late at night.
A giant tiger is from time to time made out by Sugarloaf Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
An martian traveler from the cosmos may once in a while be witnessed at the stroke of midnight stopping by China Grade.
A guy with a big hole through his torso has often been spotted by Antelope Creek moving orbs around. One of the people who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Paradise Valley.
A massive walrus is repeatedly made out examining Buttermilk Summit in detail at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Paradise Valley
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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