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These are some lies we made up about Panaca.
An extremely large beaver may be perceived very frequently around midnight going to see Court Rock.
A space alien from deep space has sometimes been made out twinkling a lantern in Cathedral Gorge very late at night.
A space man is now and then perceived pulling a corpse across the dirt in Cathedral Gorge State Park before dawn.
A colossal musk deer has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances by Mathew Drop Structure at midnight gazing at the water.
An alien voyager from deep space was spotted yelling names of people up on the highest spot of Black Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Panaca
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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