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These are some lies we made up about Pahrump.
A Velociraptor can frequently be seen struggling to say something in the early morning hours on a park bench in Pahrump.
An extraterrestrial can be distinguished time and again by Ivanpah Springs on a dark night twinkling a lamp.
An martian tourist from space has from time to time been observed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Pahrump apartment startling people.
A massive chipmunk is occasionally perceived strolling through a building in Pahrump.
A mermaid may once in a while be distinguished at night studying Wood Canyon in detail.
The ghost of a critically scorched lady was distinguished up on the apex of Last Chance Range yelling at the eye witness to be off. This is one of those phantoms that is seen time and again around here.
A space alien from planet Neptune was perceived on the apex of one of the hills in the Last Chance Range at the stroke of midnight going out of control.
The ghost of the driver of a train came
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into sight at night drifting along on Wheeler Wash. The viewer escaped when he made out the spirit.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead wolf was noticed mounted on a horse in the middle of a road right next door to Pahrump. When the eye witness came into view the ghost fled. No matter what folks verbalize, this ghost undeniably
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is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from another solar system was spotted at a pay phone in Pahrump using the telephone.
A lady with no head has repeatedly been made out striding through a Pahrump neighborhood cemetery. If you talk to the residents, this phantom loves startling unwise folks who dare to disrupt the quiet in Pahrump.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances staying in a deserted building in Pahrump.
A gentleman without a head may often be observed standing by a desolate highway near Pahrump. Lots of residents say this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Pahrump some time ago.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden left leg has every now and then been seen riding on a moped on a gloomy road near Pahrump. Local people who have perceived this spirit allege this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a local resident who used to have
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Ghost Sightings From Pahrump
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Ghost Sightings From Pahrump
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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