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These are some lies we made up about Owyhee.
A huge buffalo may from time to time be observed reflecting in Alexander Creek.
Napoleon Bonaparte has frequently been spotted looking at the vista from the apex of Bald Mountain late in the night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft is regularly seen near the entrance to Humboldt National Forest crying out names of people.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions cleaning a blood-covered scarf in Hot Spring in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can repeatedly be perceived mounted on a low rider on a shadowy road close to Owyhee.
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Ghost Sightings From Owyhee
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Ghost Sightings From Owyhee
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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