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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy was distinguished reading a magazine down at Big Bend Spring before sunrise.
An ET from space is repeatedly spotted on the highest spot of Montana Mountains before sunrise glancing at the vista.
An extremely large marmoset has been said to have been observed on one or two instances on the top of one of the hills in the Montana Mountains in the early morning hours before sunrise sniveling.
A colossal fish may regularly be made out at Garden Creek at midnight throwing bricks into the flow.
A large menacing beast may be distinguished very often struggling to state something in Calavera Canyon before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Orovada
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Ghost Sightings From Orovada
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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