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These are some lies we made up about North Las Vegas.
A space man from space can repeatedly be perceived in City View Park at the stroke of midnight pointing at the observer.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object can be made out repeatedly in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing over Cashman Field.
The ghost of a 12 foot high huge giant has every so often been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise sprinting after a passing Dodge on a shadowy road in close proximity to North Las Vegas. If you listen to the locals, this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in North Las Vegas a long time ago. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
An alien explorer from deep space is from time to time perceived in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
A Centrosaurus has been noticed on several occasions by an old woman
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canoeing in a river near North Las Vegas.
A space alien from planet Mercury can from time to time be made out swallowing water from Cow Spring around midnight.
The ghost of a lady having half her head gone has regularly been witnessed hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Flamingo Wash at midnight.
A space alien from another
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solar system is repeatedly witnessed seated in a chair in a mobile home in North Las Vegas.
An extremely large ibex has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions smoking a pipe beside a streetlamp in North Las Vegas.
An extraterrestrial may often be made out reading a magazine by the entrance to Floyd Lamb State Park.
An martian voyager from another solar system can be noticed time and again seeking another ghost in Lake Mead National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters.
Thumbelina has every now and then been witnessed marching from home to home at night on a North Las Vegas residential street.
A space man from space is now and then distinguished relaxing at the kitchen counter in a North Las Vegas house.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions staring at folks in a North Las Vegas flat through a door crack. Whichever way, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that you do not want to come across at
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Ghost Sightings From North Las Vegas
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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