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These are some lies we made up about Nellis Afb.
A very large cougar was noticed suspended in the air like a blimp in Nellis Afb.
Cinderella appeared looking at a person slumbering on a mattress in a home in Nellis Afb.
A semi translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a craft was seen digging a crater up on the peak of Frenchman Mountain. Shocked by the witnesses the spirit made its way into the night.
An enormous dingo has often been distinguished trying on clothes in a Nellis Afb flat.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is often observed glugging down blood from a glass beside Indian Spring at midnight.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions in City View Park in the early morning hours pulling a dead body through some bushes.
Henry VIII may often be distinguished fluttering across the Frenchman Range before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Nellis Afb
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Ghost Sightings From Nellis Afb
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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