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These are some lies we made up about Mountain City.
The phantom of a guy having on a police force uniform has purportedly been witnessed on many instances swallowing water from Bruneau Spring before sunrise.
A sizeable chilling ogre may often be seen grasping a human cranium up on the peak of Bald Mountain.
An alien traveler from deep space can be made out frequently late in the night gazing over California Basin.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has occasionally been distinguished by Allegheny Creek gazing. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you do not want to come across after midnight.
An alien from another solar system has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions struggling to grasp something in Assessor Draw on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain City
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain City
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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