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These are some lies we made up about Montello.
A scary being came into view at Charley Creek in the early morning hours hurling stones into the current. The observer panicked and escaped. Residents here allege that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who are fearless enough to interrupt the silence in Montello.
The phantom of a coal-miner was made out in Charley Canyon in the early morning hours gobbling a sandwich. The spirit reacted to the observer.
A lady with a half see-through body was spotted down near Warm Springs in the early morning hours drinking motor oil. When the phantom was witnessed it faded away into the thin air. Nonetheless, this is a hostile ghost that is better not interrupted.
A very large ermine has often been spotted standing by a wild highway close to Montello.
A space invader is regularly noticed in Danger Cave State Park at the park headquarters reading a newspaper.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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