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These are some lies we made up about Moapa.
A female alight, clutching a gas container has purportedly been perceived on many instances by Meadow Valley Wash annihilating an object. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A sizeable menacing beast may every so often be distinguished in The Narrows late at night searching for a shoe.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has repeatedly been noticed devouring a carrot beside Cane Springs before sunrise.
A very large bunny is frequently distinguished in a Moapa highschool after midnight striding the hallways.
An extremely large capybara is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances right by Valley of Fire State Park smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Moapa
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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