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These are some lies we made up about Minden.
The ghost of a hobo has regularly been noticed on the peak of Hot Springs Mountain at the stroke of midnight viewing the vista.
Socrates is often made out looking at the water by Dangberg Dam Number Four at night.
A space alien from Venus has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances walking down a dark road in the neighborhood of Minden.
A space invader from the cosmos may regularly be seen examining Carson Valley in detail around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking lady covered in blood can be perceived over and over again posting a box at a Minden post office.
A giant hare has now and then been witnessed shouting on the apex of one of the hills in the Indian Hills at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous panda is once in a while noticed in East Fork Carson River attempting to state something.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances downing water from Hobo Hot Springs at the
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stroke of midnight.
A very large impala may from time to time be perceived burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Jacks Valley Wildlife Management Area late at night.
A gargantuan cow has repeatedly been observed discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was near.
Plato is often observed peeking through residence windows
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in Minden at night.
A gargantuan alpaca has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions watching cable in a Minden living room at midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be made out browsing through garbage container on a Minden road.
The ghost of an aged hag may be made out very frequently on a Minden residential road before sunrise.
An martian explorer from deep space is sometimes witnessed outside the entrance to Burton Creek State Park going out of control.
A space man from planet Mercury may from time to time be witnessed hanging in the air like a balloon in Minden.
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Ghost Sightings From Minden
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Ghost Sightings From Minden
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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