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These are some lies we made up about Mesquite.
Christopher Columbus may be observed over and over again in a mirror in a Mesquite house; the phantom was only perceptible in the mirror.
An enormous oryx has every now and then been seen in a residence right next door to Mesquite.
A space alien from another planet is now and then made out trying to find a book beneath a parked Jeep in a Mesquite parking lot late in the night.
A lady with a blue face can every now and then be distinguished in a Mesquite area shoe store, walking the aisles. Whatever folks express, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that should be let alone.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was witnessed on the highest spot of Flat Top Mesa at midnight staring at the sight.
A massive horse materialized struggling to articulate something in the center of Coon Creek.
A gentleman having a sword in his head was noticed struggling to capture something by Little Bend. The ghost was gobbled up by
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the thin air after being made out. Several of the residents declare this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Mesquite a long time ago.
A space alien from planet Jupiter came into sight at the stroke of midnight studying Big Bend Wash in detail.
An extremely large ibex was perceived terrifying people in Valley of Fire State Park
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quite near the park headquarters.
An ET from another solar system was perceived pushing orbs around at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Mesquite.
A gentleman's body having the head of a goat has frequently been seen quite near Lake Mead National Recreation Area calling names. Well, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not disrupted.
A gigantic toad is often noticed resting at a coffee table in a Mesquite home facing the viewer.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been made out on a few instances being carried by a donkey beside a highway next to Mesquite.
A gigantic ram can frequently be seen walking through a residence in close proximity to Mesquite.
A female form has from time to time been distinguished at a public phone in Mesquite talking on the telephone.
The ghost of a female with numbers carved into her back is every so often perceived heaving chunks of concrete beside a wild highway in close proximity to Mesquite on a dark night.
An martian tourist from space can now and then
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be spotted staying in a forsaken home in Mesquite.
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Ghost Sightings From Mesquite
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Ghost Sightings From Mesquite
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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