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An alien from deep space is often witnessed staggering through a flat in Mc Gill.
A guy having a sword in his head is rumored to have been spotted on several instances shouting in Axehandle Pass at midnight. Residents declare that this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of a person who used to have a house here in Mc Gill.
A space invader may be witnessed very frequently slurping water from Axehandle Spring at midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is from time to time spotted up on Duck Creek Range flashing a light.
A sizeable menacing ogre has supposedly been seen on many instances after midnight fluttering across the Duck Creek Range.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Gill
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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